I just read an interview of the Dalai Lama by Spalding Gray, and this passage made me laugh:

SG: “How do you avoid accidents?”

Dalai Lama: (laughs) “Just as ordinary people do. I try to be more cautious. One thing I can be certain of is that I won’t have an accident because of being drunk or being stoned by drugs.”

I guess I am accident prone at times…